This isn't where I parked my car...: Archive

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blackmormon: whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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i'm back

Hey guys, sorry for my absence. I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted stuff on here. I’ve had a rough couple of weeks, but I’m back. Thanks for sticking around.

Feb 14th

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Watch

thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Funny or Die’s legendary Drunk History returns with a very special inebriated recitation of “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey as St. Nicholas. [funnyordie.]

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Neil Gaiman - "Snow, Glass, Apples" →

fancyaxolotl: You should stop what you’re doing and read Snow, Glass, Apples by the incredible Neil Gaiman. I recently read an anthology of Gaiman’s short stories (Smoke and Mirrors) and this tale was easily my favourite. It’s twisted, chilling genius. You’ll never look at Snow White the same way again. [contains “adult themes”]

Dec 10th

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